anthonycrowley:

good omens getting on the new york times best sellers list for the first time twenty nine years after its initial publication as a result of the miniseries coming out, the miniseries being made as terry pratchett’s dying wish to neil gaiman

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wing-weaver-z:

wing-weaver-z:

Marvel directors: Even when actors like Chris Evans do their own stunts, we make sure they’re VERY wired in and rehearse a lot before filming. We also add dangerous weapons in in post so there’s no chance of danger, even with a prop. :)

Good Omens directors: We’re making David Tennant DRIVE A FLAMING CAR and IF HE DIES, HE DIES

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@littlexolotl

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If he dies

HE DIES.

pipcomix:

pipcomix:

I have to say I do think the funniest implied running joke in good omens is how Crowley has decided that the best use of his demonic powers is to make life just a little bit more irritating for everyone who lives in London but without ever considering that HE LIVES IN LONDON

He’s like. Haha. I shall leave these rakes strewn about and surely someone will tread on one and it will snap up and clock them in the face and they will be mad. And then without fail 48 hours later he treads on a rake

This happens every time and every time he’s like ARGH how could I have foreseen this >:[

Monday Crowley: [glues a 50p coin to the sidewalk]

Wednesday Crowley, walking down the street: Oh hey! 50p!

tony5tark5ever:

hylas:

black panther but everytime killmonger takes his shirt off to fight t'challa picks it up and puts it on

obviously this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

thebootydiaries:

me: say it— i need to hear those three words

library database: Full Text Online

me, shedding tears: i love you too

jumex:

I don’t need a man but where is he

disappearherenow:

I would respect JK Rowling so much more if she just came out and said yeah the Harry Potter books don’t have enough representation, thats a problem and I’ll do better in future rather than being like oh actually Voldemort’s mum’s cat was gay. 

joycehcpper:

#peak comedy

spikebuffy:

I’m looking for this guy. Bleach blonde hair, leather jacket, British accent. Kinda sallow, but in a hot way?

godisablckwoman:

Keira Knightley when she’s offered projects that take place in modern day society

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decadeance:

plantaires:

you’ve heard of ‘dark academia’, now its time for ‘light’ academia… wearing light linen sundresses in foreign countries, eating picnics and pastries in the afternoon sun while reading poetry and laughing with your friends, the burning passion and excitement when you finally make a breakthrough in your research, falling asleep in your lovers arms sunkissed and happy… everything is beautiful and hopeful and no one dies 

#pls help classics tumblr escape The Secret History (via stonebutchgreens)

gardenoffish:

Peter b Parker: Michelle Obama is president in this universe?

Miles: yeah? Who’s president in your universe?

Miles: why are you crying?

harryssecretmessages:

Fashion is art

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